| | | Quota | HDCP | Comments | | 1. | $435 | Chris Philippy | 30 | 5 | Flip is way over due to win again. |
| 2. | $435 | Pete Lincoln | 22 | 11 | 30 Points at Stonebridge…not always good to tell the King of these tales…still dropped you to 22. |
| 3. | $435 | Dan Vogler | 20 | 13 | Can the King rise again to dominance? |
| 4. | $0 | Nick Doucet | 20 | 13 | Potential is there…can he control the occasional wild shot…or should he stick to Cornhole. |
| 5. | $435 | Sean O'Connell | 19 | 14 | Done…enough said. |
| 6. | $435 | Fran Incrovato | 17 | 15 | Get the bubble wrap ready…no injuries before this Grail. |
| 7. | $435 | John Acampora | 17 | 15 | Johnny Ack…always a big threat…could rooming with Guap slow him down? Hmm |
| 8. | $435 | Brendon Beaulieu | 15 | 17 | One more year until the King drops his quota…hang in there Brendon. |
| 9. | $435 | Dave Gregoire | 14 | 18 | Hands down the only other golfer to have a roller coaster of years…just like the King…except the King has not crossed into the plus in awhile. |
| 10. | $435 | John Foss | 14 | 18 | By far the happiest drinker in the group…looking forward to playing golf with you at the Grail. |
| 11. | $235 | Miguel Baez | 14 | 18 | By far the unhappiest drinker in the group..jk…keep the speeches to a minimum…lol. |
| 12. | $0 | Mike Passcucci | 12 | 19 | I think Mike is due…not sure what three days will due for him…seems to shoot better on Sunday. |
| 13. | $385 | Bob Beliveau | 11 | 20 | The Cat is getting older and his quota has dropped yet another point. |
| 14. | $435 | Jeremy Ladd | 10 | 21 | Look out Sebago…Laddy is back…watch out guests and resort workers. |
| 15. | $385 | Mike Tate | 10 | 21 | Known as Mr. Friday…it may work for you this year. |
| 16. | $0 | Paul Barry | 10 | 21 | Always a wild card…I expect him to one of the leaders after Friday. |
| 17. | $385 | Rich Paris | 10 | 21 | Ah…the Paris' boys…still not sure if Rich can win again. |
| 18. | $435 | Steve Vogler | 10 | 21 | Looking forward to win from the Pennsylvania Kid. |
| 19. | $435 | Tom Kaled | 10 | 21 | To make up for sleeping in trailers…the King has lowered your quota…plus you getting old. |
| 20. | $385 | Al Paris | 9 | 22 | Al is a total unknown…I see him floating around 9 quotas each day. |
| 21. | $435 | Brian Beaulieu | 8 | 22 | Potential to win…I will keep Hunt out of your group for the weekend and may have a chance. |
| 22. | $435 | Bill Sasser | 7 | 23 | Bill's Ass…The Sasserman…whoever he is…showed promise at Sunday River. |
| 23. | $385 | Bryan Hunt | 6 | 24 | Not sure what Friday is going to do Bryan…Sunday will be interesting. |
| 24. | $385 | Mike Bernetich | 6 | 24 | Can the grip it and let it rip man perform at the Grail? |
| 25. | $385 | Rick Hunt | 6 | 24 | I hope the back holds out for three days. |
| 26. | $435 | Bruce Blay | 4 | 26 | Did Bruce practice enough in the off season…can he beat Foot this year…should be interesting. |
| 27. | $430 | Gary Barefoot | 4 | 26 | The Footman…three rounds may help…but I am not sure his liver and stomach can take it. |
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